Saturday, October 18, 2003
Patriot Day
Patriot's Day
Yes, the public schools are now celebrating Patriot Day, September 11th. My eldest talks of it as if it were a holiday with the same status as Martin Luther King Day or Thanksgiving, and if the schools and the president say so, it must be so.
We here at CrankHQ are looking forward to future Patriot Day Sales events--here's some possibilities for next year:
Car companies can give 3000 dollars off in honor of the 3000+ killed at the World Trade Center!
Electronic stores can declare a "Jihad on high prices"!
Or, in honor of Lieutenant General William Boykin, we can declare a Holy War on eastern idols, forcing all consumers to by only 100% All-American goods (of course finding said goods will become an adventure in and of itself).
Yes, the fun is just beginning...
