CRANKed

Sunday, October 19, 2003
 
A Desert Crank sends on the following news briefing...
The Bush administration announced today that it is changing the presidential seal to a condom because it more clearly reflects the Bush political stance.

A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.




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