A Desert Crank sends on the following news briefing...The Bush administration announced today that it is changing the presidential seal to a condom because it more clearly reflects the Bush political stance.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
posted by guttergeek at 10/19/2003 04:40:00 PM